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[Micah]

Hellow everyone. This looks great. You will be hearing more from me.:)

[BelDragos]

Welcome to the game. It sounds like it will be very interesting. If you are going to make a magic weilding character please check out the mage guild thread. I'm trying to get enough members together to form one.

[Cynycal]

greetings and salutations friend

[Kymeri mac An Iolar]

Hail and Welcome Micah

[Wrentia]

on Day one plus 30 seconds.....:-)

-Wrentia

[Thirty]

Just so you are warned. If you are a human, Wrentia plans to make you into Human-on-a-stick.

Soooo, either dont be human, or do what all the rest of us plan to do.
Day #1, Find Wrentia.
Day#1 plus 1 minute, get her before she gets you :D

Shouldnt :D turn into a green smiley? This does > :)

[Thirty]

Now thats odd, one colon and D turns into nothing, two become green smileys, but then the colon and : dont do anything. Any ideas why? (Yes, smilies are on)
;) :) :D

[Kymeri mac An Iolar]

I think I missed something here. Wrentia dear, why do you dislike humans?

[Wrentia]

Actually it was a joke thing when someone brought up the tired old idea of having a playable dragon race. I suggested that would be fine with me as long as the dragon race had cooking skill and could make item's called human-on-a-stick. Of course this was much funnier in its orginal context, after all I'm not just a warrior Goddess, I'm a funny gal.

-Wrentia

[Thirty]

:eek: The 'problem' isnt that Wrentia doesnt like humans, its that she DOES, entirely too much.

[Wrentia]

I think Thirty would be perfect.....;)







-Wrentia

[Thirty]

Hmmm, what to do...

Well, what I gotta do here is see to it that I'm inedible. Certain kinds of humans taste better than others. Fighters=big portions, too tough
Mages=small portions, mostly bone
Light fighters (rapier types)=small portions and tough
Merchents=fat and tender

Conclusion, be a rapier mage, always travel with a fat slow merchent. Or several, in case one does'nt slow her down enough.

[UBIK]

hey you could be a dirty bum.... they dont taste good im assuming......

[Slitherrr]

Or be a mime, they're not quite human anyway.

[Kymeri mac An Iolar]

Yeah, a Begger would be good, the smell alone would drive her away.

[Wrentia]

I'm touched you are all so concerned about my diet, especially Thirty....so I've decided not to cook Thirty for kabob's....Instead I'm gonna chain him up and keep him for my personal amusement. :)

-Wrentia

[Thirty]

:eek:
On secoond thought, maybe being eaten isnt so bad after all...

[Kymeri mac An Iolar]

Hmmm... I have to agree Thirty I think the being eaten would have been better. Have the dying done and over with right away and move on. Now you better figure out a way not to be amusing...hmm...just being chained to a wall? Is that amusing enough...just might be....I say Thirty, I think your in trouble.

[BelDragos]

It also brings up the qwestion of how you are going to cook him.

[Wrentia]

How else?

-Wrentia

[Kymeri mac An Iolar]

Remember to use mesquite wood for a good smokey flavor

[BelDragos]

Just don't over cook him, You know how dry they can get.