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Sunny2
09-18-2004, 01:34 AM
*Quietly opens the door and peers in*
Something interesting and unusual has drawn me here and yet how empty it appears... Who dwells here and where might they all be?
*Wanders the rooms looking for others*
*Is suddenly frightened by what appears to be a possessed gopher!? running through the room*
At least we used the staplegun to make shue it is still dressed. It was alot scarrier a while ago...
Sunny2
09-20-2004, 12:35 AM
That must be why it left a trail of blood...
Had me a little worried, but I feel much better now that I know you were just uhm stapling clothes on him?
0.o
Would you rather see him naked?
*hands Sunny2 a staple remover*
You are on your own
*runs away*
Sunny2
09-20-2004, 09:15 PM
*Carefully places the staple remover on the table*
After your hasty departure... I think I'll err on the side of safety and let the gopher remain clothed.
Ah, someone who shows great signs of wisdom.
Sunny2
09-20-2004, 11:53 PM
I would hope that even an unwise woman would know better than to pull staples from a possessed gopher. ^_^
(I'm hesistant to even contemplate a naked, possessed gopher with staple holes...)
Rolfe
09-21-2004, 09:52 AM
better than a gopher with a big axe hole.
Sunny2
09-22-2004, 12:53 AM
Very true. In fact just about everything is better than an axe hole. *nods knowingly*
*refrains from positng comment*
Sunny2
09-23-2004, 07:03 AM
*Urges Lee to post his comment*
Are you worried you might scare the gopher with comments about big axe holes?
My desire to keep this forum a safe family type atmosphere prevents me from disclosing the details of my refrained actions.
Gopher616
09-27-2004, 04:15 AM
Someone called for a gopher?
Sunny is interested in your axe hole for some reason. You might have to be the one to tell your story....
I'm not going to touch it with three meter pole!
BelDragos
10-10-2004, 07:40 PM
I wouldn't even let any of my Imps try
:eek:
Gopher616
10-11-2004, 02:25 PM
-The Order of Carrots forbidds any referens to the Unholy Gopher's axe hole!
I would like them to see them try anything against me:
ref. - unholy axe hole - see Gopher666
Sunny2
10-11-2004, 11:08 PM
Sunny is interested in your axe hole for some reason.
I was actually interested in the staple gun fixation that Lee had, but it's all been explained... I think...
The axe hole comment was just to reassure me that the holes left by the staple gun in your furry hide weren't to be worried about.
I used Super Glue to seal all the holes I could find...we don't have to worry about the Gopher for a while.
HasHPIT
12-20-2004, 12:45 PM
Say...would anyone have happend to see my gopher around here?
http://www.tnt-audio.com/jpeg/gopher.jpg
Rolfe
12-21-2004, 03:40 PM
Maybe. Is there a reward?
Are you sure you want one of his rewards?
HasHPIT
12-23-2004, 12:47 PM
The prize one would receive upon returning my unharmed gopher would be something of tremendous value. Beyond imagination itself. (or so it says on the box)
http://www.f-lohmueller.de/pov/lp0znf1k.jpg
Xylenix
12-23-2004, 11:00 PM
The prize one would receive upon returning my unharmed gopher would be something of tremendous value. Beyond imagination itself. (or so it says on the box)
Oooohhhh, sounds valuable indeed... It's not a spare brain by any chance, is it?? :eek: (I hear they're very good for the whole imagination thing)
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