Greetingz...

[Skunk[UDL]]

Greetingz from The Undead Lords of the Realm. We are one of the oldest and most feared and respected guilds in the mortal lands of the vast gaming universe. I have just stumbled upon your portal (be it Myrkul's Will!).

If the god of Bones, Myrkul deems this new realm to become his home for his Undead Lords you shall see a great number of expericened dread warriors and dark mages walk this plane.

We shall see...

Until then,

[Rolfe]

Most excellent. I say,

Welcome Home Undead Lords.

[Slitherrr]

Well undeaders, park your carcasses right here, cause you're not going to have to go anywhere else, if this game's half as cool as it's shaping up to be, you won't be doing anything except sitting in front of your computer 24 hours a day after its release. So relax and enjoy the show.

[Lordosis]

The Undead Lords are welcome in Novus, the realm of Arcanity. I had already felt an aura of uneasiness eminating from the home cities of the elves and from Avalon, home to a majestic race of lion-like creatures. Yes, the forces of good on Novus have a new force to reckon with.

[Nezarr]

We have fought many battles in Myrkuls name on many
worlds this shall be the next if he sees fit. We are family
we are The Undead Lords

[Saint Faucet]

Wait. The land of Arcanity is called 'Novus'?

I can just see the ads now:
"In the lands of Novus, we'll take your Undead Lords, but we won't take your American Express. Discover Card - Discover the possibilities."

(At least this answers the money questions... :D )

[Slitherrr]

Read the IGN intereview, it's got history, and it's a good read, and it generally rules that they got interviewed.

[Saint Faucet]

I formally apologize for not making it clear in my prior post that 'Novus' is also the name of a Discover Card partner company and my entire ad was a play on the traditional Visa credit card commercials.

I'll try to be more blatantly obvious with my jokes/puns in the future. :)

[Lordosis]

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-- THE BRICK HOUSE TEAM

[Skunk[UDL]]

It's nice to see a Dev. Team with a sense of humor while helping it's intellectually "slower" fanbase at the same time...*eg*

[Rolfe]

More than humor, that was Parody, My Friend. Straight from the desk of Verant.

[Slitherrr]

That was probably the scariest thing I've seen on this board yet.

[Cynycal]

Big Brother Verant is watching...=P