Salutations!

[Phasthaens]

H e l l o Everyone!

[Morte]

Welcome to the Arcanity boards. All ideas, suggestions, criticism, etc., as long as they make sense. If you get eaten, please make a written complaint in triplicate, and send it to either me or Kymeri. The guilty will be punished, and the remaining corpse be put to good use.

[Xylenix]

Just stay away form Morte and the whole getting eaten thing will be a nonissue.... Welcome! Have fun! Post any Ideas, questions, criticisms etc.. That you feel need to be posted! Enjoy!

[Eltharion]

Hi there!


Don't mind the cute skull ...
as D.Adams once said ... mostly harmless...

[Morte]

* Morte is preparing his cooking utensils, whistling a merry tune. Eltharion will not live for very long anymore, it seems.

[Eltharion]

Ahem!

What did I say?

Mostly harmless?!

Sorry I naturally wanted to say,
beware of Morte, the most dangerous and hideous cute little
skull around.

*silently slinking back to the safety of his tomb*

[iggut]

Hey new guy...if you whant i have created some repellent against anoying flying skuls, i'l make a spetial for you, it will only be 99 little payments of 67,99$

Call 1-800-cuteskull

[Morte]

Unfortunately, it doesn't do very much, although I suggest not using it near an open flame.

* Morte summons a bigger frying pan, large enough for two people.

[iggut]

*iggut summons an anoying salesman with his lesser mage powers and ends him after Morte*

[Morte]

* Morte disintegrates the salesman, and is sending out dinner invitations. The garnish and other sidedishes are coming along nicely, and it is almost time to start making the main course.

[iggut]

hey!!!!!!! i'm a mage ..... a skinny little mage no meat at all....eat him not me....save me for latter when i get fatter.

[BelDragos]

In a couple of posts he will be lunch Morte. You don't have long to wait until he is fair game.

Thank for the Invitation. I'll be there at 4:30.

[Kintoun]

hahhaah man o man why do you guys always put the new ones thru all this? Welcome tho!

[BelDragos]

Hey Kintoun

You should change your sig to represent your new title.

[UBIK]

hey kintoun, i just noticed your a high bishop, you should be my follower, right under me and my goddesses.

[Kintoun]

Eh not sure what you mean Bel? What should my sig say?

[Morte]

It should read something like:
Prime Healer Kintoun
High Bishop of the Goddess of Light
Archbishop of the Harbinger of Entropy

[BelDragos]

Thanks Morte

[Kintoun]

Heh, how could i forget... there we go.

[UBIK]

bah! thats not what it should be...

[Kintoun]

Oops.. NOW what am I missing? =/

[Morte]

What is wrong with it? He has all his titles in his signature.

[BelDragos]

Is Kintoun higher than UBIK or is it the other way around?

[Morte]

It is a bit complicated. UBIK, as the Archbishop of Kymeri, has a higher position than a High Bishop of Kymeri. But the the Archbishop of Kymeri is not a higher position than my Archbishop, they have the same position. On matters concerning Kymeri and what she represents, UBIK has a higher position, but if it concerns me, and what I represent, UBIK has no say in it.

[BelDragos]

UBIK also represents Wrentia as Arch-Bishop.

We should ask Ubik what he ment by that comment.

[Morte]

I know, but that is irrelevant in this case, since Kintoun does not have a direct connection to Wrentia.

[BelDragos]

The pecking order has to be clarified by Kymeri. She is the one who made the Appointment.

[Indigo]

Hmm .. Hi to the new guy.. :)


and I wonder what the goddess of light thinks about her follower following entrophy.. hey I got an invitation to dinner too.. Im just a little unclear.. am I invited to eat or be eaten? .. just wondering so I will know what to wear:) ar ar..

[Kintoun]

Actually I wasn't going to follow entropy unitl Kymeri gave me the ok and her blessing. It'll be good experience too.

[Morte]

That is an actual dinner invitation. I'm planning on cooking a few journeymen to celebrate their reaching journeyman status.

[BelDragos]

Like I said, I'll be there at 4:30.

What entertainment are you planning besides the obvious?

[Morte]

Apart from the obviously wonderful food, I have a few surprises up my phantom sleeve. But it would be a shame to spoil the surprise.

[Kintoun]

Heh make a list of the journeyman that you intent to fry. It'll be fun to look back on this thread and see their names =)

[Kymeri mac An Iolar]

Hehe, see what happens when I go to work for a few days and don't read the boards. I appointed UBIK as my Archbisop and agreed to share him with Wrentia since he seems to have some war like tendacies. I appointed Kintoun as my High Priest not bisop. and he is in charge of the training of my clerics, he has great knowledge in healing that can be very useful in their training. I have also agreed to share Kintoun with my twin Morte as they seem to get on so well. As such Morte has appointed Kintoun as his Archbisop. So I would say the best title for Kintoun with me is either High Priest or High Cleric. He can choose, perhaps one day he will be my successor.

[Xylenix]

Can I come too?? (feels left out)

[Kintoun]

Ya! Speaking of.. Where the hell have you been Kymeri!?