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Lamont
05-27-2001, 09:06 PM
I do not like them in a boat.

I love working with BHT. I get more exp points here than at my "real" job some days. My goal isn't to get rich off this at all. Like Rich said "I'd be happy making $10K a year if I had a couple thousand people running around in an online world..".

Rolfe and Rich are insane. If you need any inspiration(?) look to them (if you need a date *chics only*/art tips/hitman/body gaurd look to me..). I go to the offices like once a month and it's always a blast to be there. I can't wait till I am able to move there. I've been toying with the idea of just getting ANY job in LA just to pay for food/rent and work at BHT.

I am not going to regress into a job of fast foods, so what the hecks out there in LA? I could do porn, but my GF will kill me if she found out.

So this is to all the people who are on the BHT Message Boards: What can a guy do in LA for a job while he works at BHT? The rules are: No Fast Food (if so, it better be a cool ass place), no suits (if I have to wear a suit, they better let me pimp out..), and no physical labor (I have to keep my body in tip top artist shape..) unless it's a bouncer or something, and I think that's it... the option for working in the porn industry is there, if you give that answer, then you have to come up with a porn star name and how I can keep it from my girlfriend. Or work in a part of the porn industry where I don't have to touch any chics.. then I can tell my GF..

Be creative and funny if you want, and a bigger plus if you can send leads to jobs. And if you suggest one of the ones I don't want to do, you better back those words up with some info.

Let me see, what do I have here in my room I can give as a prize...

Here is a list:

A can of Compressed Air (New)
Taco Bell Chijuajau(?) that says "Viva Gorditas!!"
50pck Memorex CDRS 700mb
Ultra SCSI card (used)
Various food items (about 8 bucks worth)
R-Types for PSX (new in wrapper)


Ok, in order to get the prize of your choice I have to get at least a phone interview or something like that. If I get the job, then I'll give you all that's on the list above. Does that sound good? I know a lot fo you are clever little peeps, no pulling the "Vandalay Industries" (Sienfeild ref) crap on me. And the $$$ better be good enough to live off of. If you really have a good idea, post here on the boards AND e-mail me here: jobless_dude@hotmail.com

My lease here ends in September, so post some ideas!!!!

UBIK
05-27-2001, 09:19 PM
well.... you could um.... change all the seats in the BHT office into couches then after every day, you could raid them for loose change!

UBIK
05-27-2001, 09:21 PM
oo oooo ooo oo!!!!! i got anouther one! be a bush man! you know, those guys who get paid to jump out of bushes all day scaring tourists and stuff.....

Saint Faucet
05-28-2001, 12:52 AM
Well, I e-mailed you an actual lead of some sort (which I will now fail to mention on the boards for certain reasons), but for levity I'll say you could work as one of those guys who sells the maps to the Stars homes. Just stay off Sunset Blvd. I think it's camped straight from UCLA up to Hollywood proper.

Dyson
05-28-2001, 07:10 AM
Digital Manipulator. Full time job, decent pay, health and medical, usually, and most likely casual wear.

Wrentia
05-28-2001, 01:35 PM
With your computer art background you could probably get a job with one of the supermarket tabloids doctoring up photo's of farmers with two heads, aliens who live in Green Bay Cheese Heads, and other such things....And If I am the winner, I'll take the 50 pack of CDR's....:)

-Wrentia

Kintoun
05-30-2001, 02:28 AM
"You tha monsta!"

Lamont
05-30-2001, 05:40 AM
You guys are sweet!!