Krum
07-12-2002, 01:12 PM
A story, about corn dogs and aliens!
*note* I didn't make it, my friend did.
Once upon a time there was a brand of corndogs that made a commercial. Not your average commercial; an evil, filthy, lying commercial! In their commercial they showed kids telling the corndogs to roll over, eat from a dog dish, and drink also. Somehow the commercial leaked out into the universe, soon it came to them... THE ALIENS!!! The aliens were facinated by the commercial. They now saw that there was another intelligent life form in the universe, corndogs. They decided to come to Earth to take these corndogs into their Intergalactic Family Of The Interstellar Beings Who Consider Themselves Family, Even Though They Really Aren't, More commonly known as IFOTIBWCTFETTRA. So the IFOTIBWCTFETTRA let these aliens go to convince the corndogs to join them in the IFOTIBWCTFETTRA. The aliens, upon arriving at Earth decided to disquise themselves so they could find the corndogs and negociate. They put on squirrel costumes and went into a city. They went up to a house, a suspicious looking house and looked into the window. At a table in the house was the most gruesome scene they had ever seen. A human dipped a corndog into some kind of red substance, now known by the aliens as red substance, and took a bite out of the corndog! The aliens knew they had to act fast to save the remainder of the corndogs. They found their way to the local super market and went inside. The clerk at the counter noticed the giant squirrels walk in and yelled, "NO PETS ALLOWED!!!" and then gave chase. The aliens ran down the aisles, looking for the corndogs when suddenly they were trapped by the store workers. Thinking quick they shot the store clerks with their anti-storeclerk gun, vaporizing the clerks. But one of the people who they shot at wasn't a store clerk! It was a manager! The aliens decided that they were doomed. They walked towards the manager with their hands in the air, ready to be taken to jail. But the manager simply ran off screaming, "The giant squirrels are after me brains!!!" The aliens, shocked by the managers actions, decided to look for the corndogs once again. They went to the very back of the store, the cold food area, and looked around. Then they saw them, all frozen inside of one of the coolers. "Gapsditdfa, dkhfapoeij Odod! Geraer afkjd corndogs!" one of them said. Translation: Ahhhhhhh, quickly Odod! Grab the corndogs! And Odod did. When they were back on the space station they thawed out the corndogs and set them on a table. The aliens began to interrogate them, but no matter how many questions they asked the corndogs never gave them an answer. They quickly decided that the corndogs were unfit to be in the IFOTIBWCTFETTRA and flushed them down the toilet, creating a clog in their system. Without the toilet functioning the aliens couldn't fly their ship right and it crashed into a giant stone wall, right outside of Roswell, New Mexico. Thinking the aliens were attacked by the corndogs the alien leader, and leader of IFOTIBWCTFETTRA, decided to go somewhere safer in the universe. Like the planet of chicken flavored lollipops. They all ate lollipops and lived happy lives.
THE END
*note* I didn't make it, my friend did.
Once upon a time there was a brand of corndogs that made a commercial. Not your average commercial; an evil, filthy, lying commercial! In their commercial they showed kids telling the corndogs to roll over, eat from a dog dish, and drink also. Somehow the commercial leaked out into the universe, soon it came to them... THE ALIENS!!! The aliens were facinated by the commercial. They now saw that there was another intelligent life form in the universe, corndogs. They decided to come to Earth to take these corndogs into their Intergalactic Family Of The Interstellar Beings Who Consider Themselves Family, Even Though They Really Aren't, More commonly known as IFOTIBWCTFETTRA. So the IFOTIBWCTFETTRA let these aliens go to convince the corndogs to join them in the IFOTIBWCTFETTRA. The aliens, upon arriving at Earth decided to disquise themselves so they could find the corndogs and negociate. They put on squirrel costumes and went into a city. They went up to a house, a suspicious looking house and looked into the window. At a table in the house was the most gruesome scene they had ever seen. A human dipped a corndog into some kind of red substance, now known by the aliens as red substance, and took a bite out of the corndog! The aliens knew they had to act fast to save the remainder of the corndogs. They found their way to the local super market and went inside. The clerk at the counter noticed the giant squirrels walk in and yelled, "NO PETS ALLOWED!!!" and then gave chase. The aliens ran down the aisles, looking for the corndogs when suddenly they were trapped by the store workers. Thinking quick they shot the store clerks with their anti-storeclerk gun, vaporizing the clerks. But one of the people who they shot at wasn't a store clerk! It was a manager! The aliens decided that they were doomed. They walked towards the manager with their hands in the air, ready to be taken to jail. But the manager simply ran off screaming, "The giant squirrels are after me brains!!!" The aliens, shocked by the managers actions, decided to look for the corndogs once again. They went to the very back of the store, the cold food area, and looked around. Then they saw them, all frozen inside of one of the coolers. "Gapsditdfa, dkhfapoeij Odod! Geraer afkjd corndogs!" one of them said. Translation: Ahhhhhhh, quickly Odod! Grab the corndogs! And Odod did. When they were back on the space station they thawed out the corndogs and set them on a table. The aliens began to interrogate them, but no matter how many questions they asked the corndogs never gave them an answer. They quickly decided that the corndogs were unfit to be in the IFOTIBWCTFETTRA and flushed them down the toilet, creating a clog in their system. Without the toilet functioning the aliens couldn't fly their ship right and it crashed into a giant stone wall, right outside of Roswell, New Mexico. Thinking the aliens were attacked by the corndogs the alien leader, and leader of IFOTIBWCTFETTRA, decided to go somewhere safer in the universe. Like the planet of chicken flavored lollipops. They all ate lollipops and lived happy lives.
THE END