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[KirosBlade]

you know a superly ungodly sucky movie is? A Raisin in the Sun....that movie is so ghetto

[Slitherrr]

Yeah, especially when it's involved with a ten essay-question school assignment due tomorrow :-p

[KirosBlade]

oh yeha, that 10 question thing ::smacks forehead:: i hope that bad boy doesnt have to be perfect, cause it sure as hell isnt going to be

[BelDragos]

I don't know the movie and I'm sure I don't want to.

[Cynycal]

i probably wouldn't even watch the movie...

[Saint Faucet]

I have two really "bad but fun" suggestions for your viewing pleasure. My friends and I refer to them as -4 star movies because they've gone so far beyond being awful that they've reached the vaunted pedestal of being hysterically awful.

Case #1: McBain
Christopher Walken in his best role ever! If there were a cohesive story, it would revolve around an ex-POW (Walken) paying back a debt to the girlfriend of the man who rescued him from the Vietnam Prison camp. Of course, the debt called in is nothing less than the overthrow of the entire Columbian government in a ploy to get those corrupted by the Druglords out of power... and it goes downhill from there. Look for classic scenes such as this: Being harried by a Columbian jet for invading their airspace, Walken mimes that his small plane's radio is dead. After this obviously fails, Walken pulls out a gun and kills the Columbian jet's pilot through two panes of glass without breaking either.

Case #2: Troll 2
You want a good horror film with lots of Trolls in it? Well this is not your picture. It's not good, the 'horror' element to it is laughable, BUT above all else: THERE IS NOT A SINGLE TROLL IN THIS FILM. Yes, the brillant creators of this flick decided to populate the film with Goblins. Vegetarian Goblins, no less. In order to eat their human victims, the Goblins must first turn them into Vegetables before they can dine. I don't think I need to go on.

Really bad, but (unintentionally) funny movies. Get a group of your friends together and watch them. It'll be like your own personal MST3K session.

[Kymeri mac An Iolar]

Hmmm I wonder if I can rent them? Think any video store actually carries them?
(just joking)

[BelDragos]

I think I remember Trolls 2.

[Crestfallen]

How about Plan 9 From Outer Space? That one won a Worst Film Ever award. Really kinda funny though especially if you watch the Film Ed Wood with Johnny Depp in it first, it kinda describes how the whole sordid mess of Ed Wood's film writing carreer got started. Any way, if anyone's seen it or checks it out after seeing this post please let me know...

- to paraphrase

...and we should all be very interested in future events like these which could affect our future, because that's where we are going to spend the rest of our lives, in the future.

[IceStorm]

Re-Animator and it's breathlessly awaited follow up Bride of Re-Animator. These are so bad they are funny. And yes - hates to admit it - I watched them more than once and also used the still frame on the VCR to double-check some of the scenes.

[Kymeri mac An Iolar]

:eek: I am seriously doubting your sanity now Icestorm, to sit through it once was bad enough, but to watch it again and still frames? whatever for? /em shakes her head in amazement

[IceStorm]

Oh have no doubts about my sanity (har har). Actually, I had an office in the State Mental institution for a couple of years and a lot of the people there were the happiest people I had ever been around in my life. Of course they were walking with the thorazine shuffle.

[Kymeri mac An Iolar]

Hehe

[BelDragos]

Speaking of sanity, has anybody heard how, or if they are going to impliment it in the game?

[Dyson]

I don't know, but it wouldn't be too hard to implement things like hallucinations. Anyone ever played the version of Quake where they have the "trippy missles?"
For a simpler version, you could do replacement of visuals- ie, if you're approached by a half-elf, your screen shows it as a purple cow.

[BelDragos]

That would be hilarious!




MOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Thirty]

Slip a lil something in someones drink and everyone looks like pink elephants.

[BelDragos]

Slip a little something in someone's drink ans they are a pink elephant. Gotta watch those prankster gremlins.